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Oh good! You made it. That saves me a whole opening-credits voiceover with licensed music I absolutely cannot afford. Come on in-don't be shy. Yes, this is the secret room. Of course there's a secret room. It's called Secret Lair. What did you think was in here, a normal room? I've been hanging out back here for a bit. Second visit now, which technically makes this a residency. I've survived worse editorial decisions. I'm down to my last emergency chimichanga, still a fan favorite, and I've never let bad judgment slow me down.
Anyway... They told me to "sit quietly and don't touch anything," so naturally I touched everything. Cards. Numbers. Art. The fragile, whisper-thin concept of balance. If a card was almost good, I took that personally. Snip. Scribble. Cross that out. Oh wow, that's better now. Look at that-instant speed. Shoes? Zero mana cost! I didn't break anything. I improved it. Aggressively. With confidence. You're welcome.
© MARVEL
Contents
1x Deadly Dispute
1x Lightning Bolt
1x Thrill of Possibility
1x Lightning Greaves
1x Sol Ring
Anyway... They told me to "sit quietly and don't touch anything," so naturally I touched everything. Cards. Numbers. Art. The fragile, whisper-thin concept of balance. If a card was almost good, I took that personally. Snip. Scribble. Cross that out. Oh wow, that's better now. Look at that-instant speed. Shoes? Zero mana cost! I didn't break anything. I improved it. Aggressively. With confidence. You're welcome.
© MARVEL
Contents
1x Deadly Dispute
1x Lightning Bolt
1x Thrill of Possibility
1x Lightning Greaves
1x Sol Ring
